Personal Ad Definitions...
Personal Ad Definitions...
40-ish.............................................49Adventurous................Slept with everyoneAthletic......................................No chestAverage looking..................................UglyBeautiful...........................Pathological liarContagious Smile..................Does a lot of pillsEmotionally Secure......................On medicationFeminist..........................................FatFree spirit....................................JunkieFriendship first..........................Former S'lutFun..........................................AnnoyingNew-Age.................Body hair in the wrong placesOld-fashioned!..........................No kinky stuffOpen-minded.................................DesperateOutgoing........................Loud and EmbarrassingPassionate...............................Sloppy drunkProfessional....................................WitchVoluptuous...................................Very FatLarge frame................................Hugely FatWants Soul mate...............................StalkerDISCLAIMER, these are NOT my words and not meant to offend people, it is a joke...
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PhillyVibeGT
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Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »DISCLAIMER, these are NOT my words and not meant to offend people, it is a joke... Tough crowd...LOL. That seems about right to me, good stuff!
04 GT Satellite Monotone17'' Fittipaldi Fins on Falkin Azenis ST115'sMoon and Tunes/Sirius Satallite RadioInjen CAI/Magnaflow Cat-back Exhaust GM Top Spoiler/Debaged SilverStar Fogs "I wasn’t born rich, I’m good looking instead"
Re: (kostby)
oh man, thats good. I did the online thing for a while. Its not as odd as one might think, and out here in SoCal, the selection is really good. Lotsa hotties. There were so many, you really have to put up special filters to minimize the crowd. One thing that drove me crazy was the question, 'what animal would you be?" Everyone was so boring and usually chose a bird. Whats worse was they then proceeded to explain WHY they'd like to be a bird. deleted! moving on.Others would respond to my profile that stated I was looking for someone 25-30, and they'd be 50 and married. WAY out of my demographic. There are lotsa creepy people out there. Wish I would've know those definitions before starting and not finding out along the way!
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ColonelPanic
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- Location: South Central Indiana
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
hahaha! Great stuff ToolGuy! I'm searching for a "soul mate." That is to say, if she's psychotic enough to take time out of her busy day to stalk my pathetic (removed), it's gotta be love right? (removed)!
03 Vibe base. Born 10/14/2002 06:07 AM
Auto, Moon & Tunes, power package. 143k
Neptune/dying clearcoat/primer grey.
'21 Elantra Limited - 2.0L/IVT
'15 Escape SE - 1.6L EcoBoost (hers)
Auto, Moon & Tunes, power package. 143k
Neptune/dying clearcoat/primer grey.
'21 Elantra Limited - 2.0L/IVT
'15 Escape SE - 1.6L EcoBoost (hers)
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
awesome.. and so true..
2004 Vibe GT Fusion OrangeOptions: M&T, Monotone Paint, 35% TintMods: Kenwood Excelon KDC-X659 HU, Orion CS200.4 amp, Kicker Comp VR 10" sub, Megan Racing STB, Injen CAI, Magnaflow Cat-Back, brass shifter bushing, underbody orange neon's.
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MoonDogg)
Very good, made my night Inder
2008 Chevy Cobalt SS Turbo - Fun stuff under there somewhere 1998 Nissan Sentra - Sold2004 Pontiac Vibe - 107k and SoldCosmo CAI