Polish

[rasermon]

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polishsausage.""The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you polish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask yousomething."If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"The clerk says, "Well, no."With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all rightthen, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot".

[d_m_kolb]

ROFL!!!!!!