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Mr. Poopypants
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Really good joke.

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A man was out golfing on a very intricate golf course and became confused on what hole he was on, he saw a lady on the tee beside him and asked "excuse me, miss, I'm sorry to bother you, but do you know what hole I am on. She replies, "I'm on the 7th, and you are on the hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th." He thanks her and apologizes again for bothering her. Later on, on the back 9, he becomes confused again, he sees the same lady and asks her again, "I'm sorry to bother you again, but I think I need help again, what hole am I on. She replies, "I'm on the 17th, and you are on the hole behind me, so you must be on the 16th." He thanks her and apologizes again for bothering her. After his round of golf, he goes into the clubhouse to have a beer. He sees the lady in the clubhouse and asks the bartender if he knows the lady. He replies "yes, she is a regular around here, a very nice lady, she's in sales." The guy says, "hey I'm in sales too! I'll go talk to her!" He goes and introduces himself and says, "please let me buy you a drink for all the help out on the course today, I heard you are in sales, what do you sell" She replies, "I'm not going to tell you because you'll laugh." He promises not to laugh, she replies, "I'm a sales rep for Tampax." The guy practically falls of his chair laughing. The lady gets angry and says "see, I knew you'd laugh!" The guy replies, "no, it's not that, I am a sales rep for Preperation H, So I'm still on the hole behind you!"
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Re: Really good joke. (Mr. Poopypants)

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Now that I've had my daily dose of 'body-function humor', I'd say my day is complete. LOL
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Re: Really good joke. (kostby)

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That's freakin great!
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Mavrik
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Re: Really good joke. (TRD4reel)

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haha so did they hook up and be happy ever after? to funny.
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