ebonics translator!

[drunkenmaxx]

type anything you want in plain english into this engine, and it will convert to ebonics for you!!!http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm

[cibomatto]

for those of you that need help understanding his post here is the translation:Yo buss dis. type anythin you want in plain english into dis engine, an' it will convert to ebonics fuh you Sheeit!

[ragingfish]

Yo buss dis. Raginfish's vibe be de bomb! Sheeit!

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by desert_dweller »This is the most racist thing I have ever seen.why? when was race ever implied in any of this? i have heard people of all race talk like this!!(Yo buss dis. why? when wuz race evuh implied in any uh dis? i has heard folk uh all race talk likes dis!! Sheeit!)

[drunkenmaxx]

i hope stang2vibe doesn't mind, but i translated one of his posts (due to its array of vocabulary) and this thing is hilarious!Yo buss dis. I jus heard on de Savage Nation radio show tonight a new revelation on what might has went down wit Iraq's missin WMD's. wuzhinton Times reportuh an' author uh de book "Treachery", Bill Gertz wuz interviewed tonight by Michael Savage. Gertz supposedly wrote an article fuh de wuzhinton Times dat appeared yessaday claimin dat Russian Special Forces operatives assisted Saddam Hussein in removin WMD's from Iraq an' relocateddem to Syria. It be also suspected dat dese same operatives hurriedly removed de gats from de Al Qaqaa gats depot dat be in de news lately, an ****. It wuz also asserted dat dese Russian Special Forces wuz helpin de Iraqis to jam Allied communications signals at de start uh de conflict. Gertz went on to say dat it wuz Vladimir Putin who tipped off Saddam 'boutthe eminent beginnin uh Operation Iraqi Freedom befo President Bush demanded dat Hussein an' his sons leave Iraq witin 48 hours. Dese be mos serious an' dreadful accusations. De White crib an' de State Department be careful to avoid brinin dis to de public until it can be investigated furthuh, but sources has indicated dat Russia be clearly in de crosshairs uh a current investigation. Sheeit!

[ToolGuy]

Yo buss dis. My cats breath smells likes cat food. Sheeit!

[ToolGuy]

Here is something in French I did it to try and confuse it...Yo buss dis. Veuillez communiquuh avec DDS pour prendre les dispositions nécessaires à la cueillette des appareils de courtoisie. Nous vous remercions de votre coopération et vous prions d'acceptuh nos sincères salutations. Sheeit!

[ToolGuy]

Drunken here is your joke...Yo buss dis. John wuz a clerk in a small drugsto but he wuz not much uh a salesman. He could nevuh fin' de item de customuh wanted. Bob, de ownuh, had 'boutenough an' warned John dat de next sale he missed would be his last. Jus den a homey came in coughin an' he axeed John fuh deir bes cough syrup. Try as he might John could not fin' de cough syrup. Rememberin Bob's warnin he sold de homey a box uh Ex-Lax an' told him to take it all at once. De customuh did as John said an' den walked outside an' leaned a guens a lamp post. Bob had seen de whoe thin an' came ovuh to axe John what had transpired. "He wanted somethin fuh his cough but I couldn't fin' de cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax an' told him to take it all at once," John explained. "Ex-Lax won't cua a cough" Bob shouted angrily. "sho it will" John said, pointin at de homey leanin on de lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough." Sheeit!

[ColonelPanic]

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[Merzbow]

(removed) the ebonics one didnt work but the last ones fun! I wish the ebonics would work for me! I've allways wanted to learn thuggish.