Genie in a bottle

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genie in a bottleA Husband takes his wife to play her first game ofgolf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her firstshot right through the window of the biggest houseadjacent to the course.The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Nowwe'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologizeand see how much your lousy drive is going to costus."So the couple walked up to the house and knocked onthe door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When theyopened the door they saw the damage that was done:glass was all over the place, and a broken antiquebottle was lying on its side near the broken window.A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you thepeople that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," thehusband replied."Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thankyou. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped inthat bottle for a thousand years. Now that you'vereleased me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'llgive you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'llkeep the last one for myself.""Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered amoment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars ayear for the rest of my life."g"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's theleast I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthylife!""And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genieasked."I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete withservants in every country in the world," she said.Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homeswill always be safe from fire, burglary and naturaldisasters!""And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's yourwish, genie?""Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle andhaven't been with a woman in more than a thousandyears, my wish is to have (removed) with your wife."The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,you know we both now have a fortune, and all thosehouses. What do you think?"She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "Youknow, you're right. Considering our good fortune, Iguess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?""You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband."I'd do the same for you!So the genie and the woman went upstairs where theyspent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.The genie was insatiable.After about three hours of nonstop (removed), the genierolled over and looked directly into her eyes andasked, "How old are you and your husband?""Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly."NO ****. Thirty-five years old and both of you stillbelieve in genies?