do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!!

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drunkenmaxx
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do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!!

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Ok, so there is this guy doing a ventriloquist act and he has his puppet doing all kinds of blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing like crazy. Suddenly, a blonde stands up and says, "I am offended by the things you are saying! Not all of us are that stupid!"The guy says, "I'm sorry mam, I didn't realize you felt that way"Then she says, pointing to the puppet, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to him!"
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Mr. Poopypants
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Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (drunkenvibe)

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A true classic blonde joke. How about this one.Why do blondes like tilt steering?More head roomHow does a blonde turn on the light after (removed)?She opens the car door.
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Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (Mr. Poopypants)

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or...what did the blonde say after having (removed)?"so, do you guys all play on the same team??" oh very bad!!!
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Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (trdvibe)

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what goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?a fake blonde in a skirt doing cartwheels!
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