o0o sweet revenge....

[LocDog]

Does anyone know what hydrochloric acid does to car paint?

[slbpsi63]

Dude must be pissed to ruin a man's car.

[Sub-Vibe-R]

Brake oil is no very good on car paint too. Sugar in gas tank do a great jod too, depends what you want to do. ADVERTISEMENTI'm not responsable for any damege caused by using what I said above.

[lordyogi]

im not one to damage a mans car or anything, i would never actually do anything to hurt the paint or the mechanical parts of the car. my method of car revenge is quite involved, and has been done before.i once put a car on cinder-blocks and stacked the rims on the hood, and then buried the lug nuts and left a map for the person to find them. its a lot of work but if they only have one car they need to find the lugs to drive anywhere.yogi

[Sub-Vibe-R]

Wrap the car with TP is very funny and does not cause damage (unless you wet it and let it dry on a sunny and hot day)

[LocDog]

Oh my reason is because a fellow chum of mine decided that he needed to add some racing strips to my car with a key, he marked 7 panels...

[Sub-Vibe-R]

Sugar will do the best work........

[LocDog]

That takes to much effort i gotta pry open the gas tank door and open the tank, i live in a city. there gonna be traffic around me.Its too noticable, im thinkin' hydrochloric acid in a water gun...

[cohocarl]

Screwing with another person's car is the act of a coward. Be a man and go kick the crap out of him.

[LocDog]

Nah he's a fat b@st@rd, he'll hurt me...

[d_m_kolb]

Sugar in a gas tank doesn't work. It all caught by the fuel filter and then clogs the fuel filter staving the engine. Replace the fuel filter and your back in business. Honey works better but takes alot and a long time to gum stuff up.For quick results go to Walmart and buy some powered moth balls. Pour it in the tank of the car you no longer want to run. The moth ball powered will increase the octane of the fuel so high it will burn the valves and sometimes melt the piston top. Head damage will probably acure also. (not that I have ever witnessed this kind of thing)Oh this is a good one. Coolant poured into the transmission fuild fill tube will destroy a transmission seals and all the fluid will leak out and the trany will have to be rebuilt. The worst thing I have seen done to paint is eggs. The paint bubbles up and is totally unfixable unless repainted. Eggs are cheap and if they sit on the paint over night a chemical reaction happens and it'll be all screwed up in the morning.I'll stop there. I don't recommend anyone doing this. You can be looking at jail time if caught. It's not worth it.Why did this guy key your car? How do you know he did it? If he'll kick your (removed) get some friends. I think anoyone that screws with someones car when they are not around needs to grow some balls. If you have a problem with someone deal with it like a man. Or you can handle it legally but not sure if anything will ever happen over having your car keyed.

[Vibe Rater]

quote:Oh my reason is because a fellow chum of mine decided that he needed to add some racing strips to my car with a key, he marked 7 panels...This was done to your VIBE?

[coratz]

not responsible for any one doin this.shotgun shells crazy glue to exhust system

[cohocarl]

http://www.kirksvillecity.com/Fire/pool-chemicals.htm

[old man winter]

LocDog,I know some nice boys who drive big load shinny motorbikes. They all hang around together and play in their new clubhouse. They too have a weight problem and would gladly help you out. Maybe they have nice friends down where you live with a playhouse. They could ask fat ******* to come and join them for a friendly game of dismemberment…

[Flip-Side]

quote:That takes to much effort i gotta pry open the gas tank door and open the tank, i live in a city. there gonna be traffic around me.Its too noticable, im thinkin' hydrochloric acid in a water gun...You can get liquid nitrogen at a welding supply shop, and it is awfully fun finding places on a car to ruin. Freeze and then smack with hammer, or blunt object. Doing it on a hot day makes the paint peel off and metal warps from the extreme change in temperature. Watch that glass...it'll crackle like crazy.Uh...but I have not ever done this before.

[ullbergm]

I've got another idea for liquid nitrogen.. Get a couple of cans of shaving cream, drop them into the nitrogen. After they get cold you can peal off the metal. Make sure you keep the shaving cream cold, it should be a solid piece.Next you walk by the car, drop them in the sun roof. As for the result.. just imagine what it would look like if you emptied 10 cans of shaving cream in a car.....

[Vibe]

As far as revenge --I would not do permanent damage but I'd do something to cause a little inconvience.Carry large wheel weights and a small hammer and give your enemy an off balancing job by putting the weights on the inside of a couple of rims. He will wonder why his car has developed the shakes at 60 MPH.Another good one is to put a shrimp somewhere hidden --Boy does that smell!!!!

[DopeVibeGT]

Me, personally, dont mess with peoples rides. Thats VERY not cool. Theres other....methods, lets say.

[Flip-Side]

quote:Me, personally, dont mess with peoples rides. Thats VERY not cool. Theres other....methods, lets say. Yes there is. But who has time to find a monkey, a pool of jello, and 10 pounds of cottage cheese. It's just too involved....

[Mr. Poopypants]

Just have him meet your best friend, Mr. Louisville Slugger.

[Mr. Poopypants]

quote:Yes there is. But who has time to find a monkey, a pool of jello, and 10 pounds of cottage cheese. It's just too involved.... Don't forget the cantalope and double sided tape!

[Lori19]

Instead of messing with his car, why not mess with him?Go to the mall, find a car that is the complete opposite of your friends car. Remove the license plates of that car.At night, remove his plates and put on the stolen plates.Throw his plates in the sewer.Call the police,(from a pay phone) tell them you saw someone (describe your friend) removing plates from a car (describe the mall car) then getting into a car (describe his car) and driving away. Give them both plate numbers. Let the police do the rest.Go to the post office and get a change of address card. Fill it out as if your friend was moving to some west coast state. His mail will go on a sunny vacation.Subcribe him to every magazine you can get a subscription card for. They'll usually send a issue out before billing him. Be creative when choosing which magazines to use, like lots of porn.Sign him up on the www.nambla.com website (north american man boy love association)Just a few thoughts.