Beer

[abe98gt]

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.No further testing is planned

[abe98gt]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack HandyI feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank SinatraAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest HemingwayA woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. FieldsWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?--Stephen WrightWhen we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'RourkeBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin FranklinWithout question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine nvention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave BarryBeer: Helping ugly people have (removed) since 1862!Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group

[Frosty]

quote:No further testing is plannedI wondered what all those people with clip boards in lab coats were doing at the pub on Saturday.Of course I took the Limo home.

[old man winter]

Beer makes man think, thought makes man wise, wisdom makes life endurable.I don’t drink much beer. I enjoy the 2 greatest contributions Canada has made to the world……Crown Royal and Canada Dry ginger ale. We can’t claim the ice, but we have lots of it.This must be in a heavy glass with high lead content. I like the sound of big ice hitting a heavy glass….glass must be full to the top with ice. Then fill half way with C R, No shot glass here. Then a splash of Canada Dry to 7/8 full. Chug.

[Frosty]

quote:I enjoy the 2 greatest contributions Canada has made to the world……Crown Royal and Canada Dry ginger ale. What about the GM F bodies? Never mind, back on topic.You and my mrs. would get along, I prefer Lake Superior water with my Whiskey.To get back to the beer. It is the one alcoholic beverage that I have stayed true to, even if my brands have evolved. When I was young I favored the clear, weak tasting stuff (though never light) like bud, blue, and now I go for the dark Irish stuff like Guinness, Kilkenny, Rickard's Red, Mick's Red. Maybe it is the wear, tear and age because I pepper everything I eat now too. This thread is making me thirsty.Cheers!

[lordyogi]

i would drink beer, in fact i love beer. i started to really really like dark beer. i really really like black and tan's oh that sweet sweet guiness floating on top of bass pale ale. too bad i found out this summer that i am allergic to hopps. oh well im on to rum and coke and vodka and cranberry.yogi

[Flip-Side]

Ooooo baby, I'm going to Germany in the near future and the beer is great. I'll be doing nothing but drinking and peeing....and a little work too. Not Heineken or Guiness though.

[esjones]

quote:Ooooo baby, I'm going to Germany in the near future and the beer is great. I'll be doing nothing but drinking and peeing....and a little work too. Not Heineken or Guiness though. There is nothing on Earth like a Spaten with friends in a Biergarten. Enjoy your trip! - Earl

[NovaResource]

[Mr. Poopypants]

This would explain why my friends all turn into sentimental little S**T HEADS when they drink beer.

[Mr. Poopypants]

Just give me a 5th of Cuervo and I'm fine. No fruit or salt, just Cuervo.