Ouch Dammit!

[drunkenmaxx]

Ok, this isn't that funny, but my roommate sure got a kick out of it. I got home last night at about 9:45. I was at my uncles watching the cardinals whoop the braves (woohoo). well, anyway, i had about 5 beers while i was there, not enought to make me drunk, but enough to make me forgetful. i went into my room and undressed (ooh la la) with the lights off. when i bent down to cram my clothes in my hamper, WHAM! I nailed my head on the door to my dresser which i left open and couldnt see. i then proceeded to fall back on my bed and lay there in agony for about 10 minutes. after that, i bled for about 2 hours!thats my story.

[scherry2]

ROFL oops sorry, it wasn't funny. bet it hurt like hell.

[Mavrik]

Imagine if that was 5 canadian beers! funny yet ouch. feel sorry for you.

[drunkenmaxx]

yeah, i have a big friggin scab on my head now, it's quite attractive

[redlava]

I remember doing something like that in elementary school...no alcohol was involved of course. I bent down to take my snow boots off and wacked my forehead on the corner of a metal filing cabinet. Didn't cry until I saw the blood. I feel for ya man. At least try to think of a good reason why it is there. Maybe you can get some sympathy from the hot chick at work.

[Mavrik]

I had my head rested on my hands, propped up by my elbows on my desk in grade 11 english when I dozed off. my head fell between my hands and I banged my head off my desk. The sudden wakening followed by my loud "DAMN IT!" brought around enough laughs that the teacher didn't care. My head had a bump though...

[drunkenmaxx]

unfortunately, there are no more hot chicks that work here (at least un-married).maybe i can use it at the bar..."yeah, i was in a shootout w/some bank robbers, i took a graze to the head, but it's just a flesh wound"