Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk....

[msmyer]

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that timemanagement course you sent me to."8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got herejust in time!"7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new paradigm."6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to ourbiggest problem."3. "The coffee machine is broken..."2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."