Blonde Jokes Never Get Old!

[drunkenmaxx]

Here's my latest:A blonde pushes her car into the mechanics shop and waits for someone to tend to her."What's seems to be the trouble?" questions a mechanic."I dunno, it just won't start" replies the blonde.He says, "Well, I'll tell ya what, give me about an hour, an I'll see what I can do."The hour goes by and the mechanic says to the blonde, "Would you like to step over here please?" He then proceeds to start the car right up."What was wrong" asks the blonde."eh, just crap in the carburator" he says."How often do I have to do that? She asked confused.

[Mavrik]

lol thats a good one!

[4X4CHICHI]

this one doesn't really need to be a blonde but here it goes.a lady walks into a dealership to check out expensive cars. she touches the leather seats of one nice car and accidentally lets out a little fart. she quickly looks around to see if she got caught. a salesman who was behind her asked if she needed any help. she asked "what is the price of this car?" he says" if you farted when you touched the seat you are going to crap your pants when you see the price"

[drunkenmaxx]

ha!a woman is sitting in a resteraunt and the waiter comes up to taker her order."What can i get for you madam?" he asksjust then, she lets out a huge fart. emberrased, she tries to blame it on the waiter- "stop that!" she yells.he replies, "yes madam, which way did it go?"

[4X4CHICHI]

A guy is going to pick up his date. he is waiting on the couch with her father and their dog. the guy is very nervous and a bit gassy. he lets one slide out and the dad says "spot!!". the guy thinks cool ,I this guy thinks it's the dog.so he does it again. the dad says "spot!!". great the guy thinks, so he lets another one, finally the dad says" spot!!, move before this guy craps on you"