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robdog
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George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy raises his hand and President Bush asks his name. " Billy " , he says. And what is your question, Billy?" I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name"Steve " , he says . And what is your question, Steve?""I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the heck happened to Billy????
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Better question for Bill Clinton:"What the heck happened to Vince Foster?" - ESJ
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Hehehe funny
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