You know what they say about payback

[Fialchar]

There's a married couple and every morning for the past 5 or so years, as soon as the man wakes up he lets out the nastiest fart. His wife's eyes water and she gags, and she keeps pleading for him to stop doing it, telling him one day he'll fart his guts out, but he just smiles and says "I can't help my bodily functions".One Thanksgiving she gets up early and starts dressing the turkey. She looks over at the bowl of turkey innards and gets an idea. She creeps quietly to her still-sleeping husband and slips the guts in his underwear. A few minutes later, she hears a bloodcurdling scream and supresses a laugh as her husband comes downstairs saying "Honey, you were right all these years. You warned me that I'd fart my guts out one day and it finally happened. But with the grace of God, a jar of Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

[Triton]

That's gross! Funny, but gross.

[drummerdude]

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar »But with the grace of God, a jar of Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."That is the most disgusting thing i think i've ever heard... i puked at work! not really but i would laugh if that ever happened

[joatmon]

fwiw http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=7177

[Fialchar]

Wow, didn't expect that to have been posted OoMy apologies all.