Shaolin Power

kaybeejay · Post by **kaybeejay** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:00 am

http://uk.fc.yahoo.com/040323/46/ep8bk.html

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:08 am

sorry, but someone already beat you to it.... in the humor forum http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=9226

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:39 am

ouch... if that was real...

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:35 pm

Can't say a thing for the photo, could be fixed, no idea, but true shaolin monks are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! They've stodd completely still as people broke 2x4 boards over their chests/arms/heads. They didn't even move an inch when they got hit. Talk about self-control! My sensei from Isshinryu Karate is like 65+ years old, and he can split a stack of bricks 15 high right in half

yank dini · Post by **yank dini** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:25 pm

un-guard.. I'll show you my Wu-Tang Tiger Style!

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:27 pm

Uh oh, is this going into martial arts here? (I'm a huge martial arts fan, and a student of 3 styles)

yank dini · Post by **yank dini** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:33 pm

registered as a legal weapon?I met this chick that said she was one... I guess...thought that was pretty hot... and cool

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:34 pm

Lol, naw, I'm not registered as a lethal weapon, but I'm a pretty decent fighter if I'm allowed to say so (Edit) if you tell me you think thats pretty hot, I swear I'll run off screaming like a sissy

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:16 am

Well those monks sure can be extreme. Myself I study karate and think I'm alright but there are a lot out there better then me cause I'm still training.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:21 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»Well those monks sure can be extreme. Myself I study karate and think I'm alright but there are a lot out there better then me cause I'm still training.Ooo hey, you and Fialchar can do a karate demonstration for us at the meet!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:26 am

Quote, originally posted by VibeChick Â»Ooo hey, you and Fialchar can do a karate demonstration for us at the meet! Uh... lol maybe but no full contact. I don't wanna go home all beat up

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:29 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»Uh... lol maybe but no full contact. I don't wanna go home all beat up Aww, but think of the sympathy it would get you!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:45 am

Quote, originally posted by VibeChick Â»Aww, but think of the sympathy it would get you! true... but I sorta wanted to be in one piece the whole weekend, sorta expecting to need me at all I can be lol

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:51 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»true... but I sorta wanted to be in one piece the whole weekend, sorta expecting to need me at all I can be lol (removed)!! Good point

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:02 am

hey, now that would be fun to watch! like that scene in "the run down" where the rock and the little guy are fighting.... "you can take them, they're little people!""fast little bast***s, aren't they!"ha aha ha!!!! now imagining in my head.....

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:08 am

OH god that movie was FUNNY! "want to see some thunder?" *wiggles foot* "how about some lighting?" *wiggles other foot*Well if he is up for a little FRIENDLY sparing then I'm good for it.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:09 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»Well if he is up for a little FRIENDLY sparing then I'm good for it. well, just make sure you wear a cup! lol

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:17 am

If I gotta wear a cup, thats not friendly fighting.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:17 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»If I gotta wear a cup, thats not friendly fighting.Hey, accidents can happen! Don't want any damaged parts...

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:21 am

(removed)! us little people are notorious for hitting below the belt... but then again, we're short so our hitting range is prob gonna be somewhere unpleasant for tall guys!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:24 am

I wear my cup through all two hours of my karate class, even for the stretch workouts. Accidents can happen obviously and I want full use of my body parts lol... but we are stepping into a need to know basis and some of you just don't need to know j/kmy roundhouse kick is always a headshot because of my height... same with side kicks.

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:48 am

Cups are too annoying, all bulky and stuff >I'll spar with you, but it's been a while since I've been in a kumate/tournament, I'm putting myself through training so I can start again. Sure, sounds like fun. I get the bat, ok?

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:51 am

i will be watching w/ popcorn and camera! lol... and i think that carrie will have my back on this one too! whoo hoo! gvc extreme fighting! j/k

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:54 am

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe Â»i will be watching w/ popcorn and camera! lol... and i think that carrie will have my back on this one too! whoo hoo! gvc extreme fighting! j/kyou betcha! you can count on me - lol

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:55 am

ya, but you might want to get into the sparring action too, kickboxing queen! lol

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:56 am

"i think that carrie will have my back""you betcha! you can count on me"Great, so it sounds like Hope and Carrie will be a tagteam against me and Mavrik.

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:01 am

HEY!!!!! now tag team sounds perfect! But I'll spar, just this is no blood sport kumate thats for sure... heh cause I'm no Van Damme.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:04 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»HEY!!!!! now tag team sounds perfect! But I'll spar, just this is no blood sport kumate thats for sure... heh cause I'm no Van Damme.So you can't do the splits like he can? I just love that...

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:04 am

Kumate isn't a one-place-only thing, it's a Japanese tournament, typically for Karate students. the Isshinryu school I was trained in held a private Kumate every Thursday for students who held a high enough belt. *Gets into a story-telling pose* I started out in Tae Kwon Do (They focus a lot on flashy kicks), and thought I had something over the Isshinryu students when I started there. So my first match in the Kumate is against a black belt in that school. The second the sensei started the match, I literally flew backwards 5-10 feet and landed hard on my (removed). Ahh well, that was years ago, and taught me a bit about humbility

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:06 am

"So you can't do the splits like he can? I just love that..."I can do great splits, would you like one or two bananas?

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:09 am

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar Â»"So you can't do the splits like he can? I just love that..."I can do great splits, would you like one or two bananas?Gee, I dunno. Depends on how big the banana is I suppose...

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:10 am

Soooo, how bout them Dodgers? They be.. dodgin I suppose.Is it even basebal season?

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:13 am

I can almost do the splits but certainly not between two chairs...and I'm only orange belt, a few from black and a lot less knowledge then them. But I got some fancy kicks I am working on Banana split sounds good...

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:14 am

What style of Karate? American, Okinawan, Brazilian?

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:15 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»I can almost do the splits but certainly not between two chairs...and I'm only orange belt, a few from black and a lot less knowledge then them. But I got some fancy kicks I am working on Banana split sounds good...Well, you got till June to work on it...A banana split would sound good if I hadn't just eaten a marshmallow fillled chocolate egg...

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:16 am

I probably could make one, but I was j/k My real specialty is General Tso's Chicken from scratch ^^It's one of my favorite foods and I learned to make it to perfection because eating at Chinese restaraunts 3 times a day got kinda expensive

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:31 am

I couldn't spell the type of karate I take for the life of me so I'll get the booklet with the style later and let you know. And I got till June to get stretched into the splits? Has taken me since sept to get where I am now.

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:32 am

Psst, Mavrik, here's an Asian man's secret: You don't have to do the splits all the way, just go as far as you can, then grunt a lot as you lean forward onto your arms.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:34 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â» And I got till June to get stretched into the splits? Has taken me since sept to get where I am now.Really? You are obviously not trying hard enough!lol, j/k

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:38 am

lol! man, i go to lunch for 30 mins and see what happens! like a bad kung fu movie or something... will there be subtitles?and i'd be scared to spar w/ anyone right now... i'm so outta shape. but i could prob put up a good fiesty fight for atleast a little while... us little people can be crazy!

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:40 am

Especially little Asian women. They can unleash a wrath that no inhabitant of this world has never seen before.. other than people in Asia.. or people who've met an Asian.. or.. bah, nevermind

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:42 am

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar Â»Especially little Asian women. They can unleash a wrath that no inhabitant of this world has never seen before.. other than people in Asia.. or people who've met an Asian.. or.. bah, nevermind rofl!! I'll believe that when I see it....

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:45 am

I'd love to stay and chat, but it's almost 4 which means I can go get my paycheck!! *Zooms out the door*

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:46 am

(removed)! he he he! well, it's true... we have short fuses to go with our short selves. but hey, makes it interesting!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:47 am

Short and lively is how I likes em And lean forward? Will have to try that

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:45 pm

"lean forward? Will have to try that"

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:49 pm

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar Â»"lean forward? Will have to try that" You said when doing the splits. lean forward... a little trick you guys use. I said I'd give it a try.

Fialchar · Post by **Fialchar** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:54 pm

Oh yeah, the splits thing.