Why Gerbils Should Come with Warning Labels (adult content)

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:39 pm

Aside from the adult content warning, I have to issue an extreme humor warning... be seated when listening and have a tissue nearby to wipe away the tears from laughter.Thanks to MailGuy! for finding this site for the Dickens Cider post, this is another great clip from that site. http://www.dlhill.com/wav/highway.wav Armageddon!!! LOL!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:31 pm

Oh man!!! I laughed till I cryed. (removed)??? Some people are truly twisted. If this is a true story, it's an alltime record for gross and bizzaro!!!

rasermon · Post by **rasermon** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:05 pm

Armageddon!

drummerdude · Post by **drummerdude** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:20 am

i heard this like 3-4 years ago and i've never been able to find it again... hahaha i just sent it to like 35 people!! hahahaha good find!

wicked1981 · Post by **wicked1981** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:59 am

Hey did you hear the guy reading the story on about second 7 he says " a brestigious ah prestigious....."

Sputnik · Post by **Sputnik** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:06 am

Now that was funny - fake or not!

Vibe · Post by **Vibe** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:58 pm

Totally Sick

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:29 pm

(removed)! that was so funny.... (removed)!!!! i mean...er, no... poor mr gerbil...

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:56 am

HA HA!! I remember that one now! Poor little Lemmiwinks.Except I think Lemmiwinks got burped up, not "shot out the tube like a cannonball". LOL.

esjones · Post by **esjones** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:05 am

Somebody listed the top ten things that scared them the most in hearing thisstory... Here they are: 10. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..." Ouch!!! 9. "So I peered into the tube..." Aaaaaaaahhhh! I'm sorry, but that's likelooking through a telescope into Hell. I'd rather use binoculars to stareat the sun. 8. That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self-esteem) being shotout of a guy's (removed) like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on the Bullwinkle Show. 7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone'sanus. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt said gerbil was springtimefresh after his little journey into Kiki's "tunnel of love". 6. People walking around with their volcanic-like pockets of gas in theirrectums. 5. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doingwhen taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up astory about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, (removed) (removed) fiends breaking into myhouse and sodomizing me with a lighter before I admitted the truth. Call meold-fashioned, but I just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying,"Well Doc, it's like this. See we have this gerbil, and we took thiscardboard tube..." 4. "1st and 2nd degree burns to the (removed)..." Wouldn't this make the burningitch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever takea healthy **** after something like that? And the smell... 3. People named "Kiki" (which is obviously a Polynesian word for "idioticwhite men who insert rodents up their butts"). 2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this? 1. This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those Mormons?(I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmonds...)

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:44 am

ROFL!!! The most frightening thing about all this for me is the fact that there are people out there walking around in society who are sick and dumb enough to actually do something like this.

fuel4soul · Post by **fuel4soul** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:06 am

Is it even really physically possible? I thought it was a joke?

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:14 am

don't you remember the richard gere and keanu reeves incident w/ the gerbils??? lol... it's very possible.

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:21 am

and sadly, it does happen out there. Makes you look at the guy in front of you in the check-out line of the grocery store in a different light now, doesn't it?

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:44 am

LOL--silver, I think you're reading a little too much into this .

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:33 pm

LOL. Well that's good to know!

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:50 am

ARMAGEDON!!!(removed)! he he he!

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:19 pm

You had to go back and listen to it again, didn't you TRD???

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:45 pm

yes, and i had to share it with 2 of my co-workers who also were laughing hysterically w/ me! armagedon! i know what we'll be joking about in tomorrow's morning meeting.

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:54 pm

One of you will yell out "Armageddon" and all 3 of you will laugh, and everyone else will just be like, (removed)?LOL

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