The Canada/America Jokewar Continues!

[drunkenmaxx]

An Italian, American, and Canadian were driving on a road when theywere cut off and slammed into a tree. The Italian and Canadian arekilled instantly. The American is rushed to the hospital, and duringthe trip dies. He finds himself infront of St. Peter."Where am I?" he says"You're at the Pearlly Gates" replys St. Peter. Having looked back on the Americans past, St. Peter decides to givehim a second chance."I will give you another five years on earth without sickness, withoutfinacial problems, without a worry in the world, if you pay me $5000"St. Peter explainedThe American having thought it over replys "I'll do it!"The American wakes up in the hospital and yells "I'm alive!""How is this possible?" asked the nurse."St. Peter gave me a second chance. For $5000 he gave me another fiveyears of life on earth worry free" he explained."Did you see the Italian and Canadian there as well?" asked theambulance driver."Yes," the American answered, "the Italian is still negotiating theprice, but the Canadian wants the government to pick up the tab."