Redneck Toilet Paper (warning: disturbing images.)

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redlava
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Redneck Toilet Paper (warning: disturbing images.)

Post by redlava »

Redneck toilet paper...no need to elaborate further.Excuse me while I go and wretch in the corner.

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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (redlava)

Post by AKLGT »

that is so wrong, i just don't know what to say...
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Post by Geo »

I was going to make a joke about Alabama women ... but I think I've caused enough trouble already, lol.All I can say is...Don't knock it till you've tried it!
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Post by VibeChick »

Well, at least it's environmentally friendly!!
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That's sick.

Post by Houston »

It gave me my biggest laugh of the day, though.I suspect it will soon be deleted (and we all know it should be).
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Re: That's sick. (Houston)

Post by russ257 »

whats wrong with that, i mean uhhh thats gross
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Re: That's sick. (russ257)

Post by ShotInTheDark »

so thats where mad cow disease comes from.
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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (redlava)

Post by Stang2Vibe »

Oh, man, that is rough.
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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (Stang2Vibe)

Post by drunkenmaxx »

when youre sittin on the john...and the toilet paper's gone...be a man...use your hand!
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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (redlava)

Post by drummerdude »

I think i just puked... yeah its puke!
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Post by MrDoopey »

>"...cause his body's too moo-tilicious, for cow babe"
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Re: (MrDoopey)

Post by FusionVGT »

Quote, originally posted by MrDoopey »>"...cause his body's too moo-tilicious, for cow babe"That's funnier than the pic...
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Post by drunkenmaxx »

how many licks will it take to get to the center?
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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (joatmon)

Post by redlava »

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »It really is rough. Cat tongues are rough too, but the scale of the texture is much smaller than cow tongue. Sort of "quilted for better absorbency"The cat tongue must be used for the children. Much easier to get into all of the cracks and cavities...yes pun is intended.
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Post by Caretaker »

the way the cow is moving, I think if the guy faced the other way he'd really be smilin'
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Re: Redneck Toilet Paper (joatmon)

Post by Stang2Vibe »

Quote, originally posted by joatmon »It really is rough. Cat tongues are rough too, but the scale of the texture is much smaller than cow tongue. Sort of "quilted for better absorbency"LOL! Way more info than I needed to hear!
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