Canadian guide to winter

[ArcsVibe]

Hello all,Probably a repost but always worth a laugh!Subject: The official Canadian temperature conversion chart 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)>Californians shiver uncontrollably.>Canadians plant gardens>>35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)>Italian Cars won't start>Canadians drive with the windows down>>32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)>American water freezes>Canadian water gets thicker.>>0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)>New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.>Canadians have the last cookout of the season.>>-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)>Mt. St. Helens freezes.>Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door>>-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)>Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.>Canadians pull down their ear flaps.>>-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)>Ethyl alcohol Freezes.>Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.>>-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)>Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.>Canadians start saying "cold, eh?">>-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)>Hell freezes over.>The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley CupHAHAHAHAHA Love the last one!!!PS Don't worry Leafs fans my team is the Bruins and zippo since 1972

[drunkenmaxx]

huh huh, they should be queefs! (rhymes with leaves, kind of)