Funny Dating Stories.... come on! You know you have them!

[AKLGT]

OK, as Vibechick requested in a previous thread, we thought it'd be funny to post some interesting or strange dates you or your friends have encountered. As mentioned before, I for one went on a date (first date) with a guy that whipped "it" out. Like the Seinfeld episode, i was speechless and just laughed! come on... what was the funniest thing that happened to you?

[Charlievibe]

I went on a first date with a guy who got so drunk, that I had to get help from our waiter to get him to the car. Then I had no clue as to where he lived so I checked him into a hotel, left a note, with his keys, on the bedside table as to where he was and why, and I called a taxi home. And no, I never heard from him again - no loss!!!!!

[VibeChick]

Quote, originally posted by Charlievibe »I went on a first date with a guy who got so drunk, that I had to get help from our waiter to get him to the car. Then I had no clue as to where he lived so I checked him into a hotel, left a note, with his keys, on the bedside table as to where he was and why, and I called a taxi home. And no, I never heard from him again - no loss!!!!!Wow, that's really bad! Okay, this is funny - not a dating story, but an attempted pick up story so close enough. I'm at a bar one night with some friends, and this guy keeps asking me if he can buy me a drink...So I finally give in and say ya sure, and we go up to the bar and stand in line for a couple of minutes...when he then announces "oh, I don't have any money...". I'm thinking - what the heck was the point of that?? A really strange way of trying to get someone to buy him a drink cause he's broke?

[AKLGT]

Quote, originally posted by VibeChick »Wow, that's really bad! Okay, this is funny - not a dating story, but an attempted pick up story so close enough. I'm at a bar one night with some friends, and this guy keeps asking me if he can buy me a drink...So I finally give in and say ya sure, and we go up to the bar and stand in line for a couple of minutes...when he then announces "oh, I don't have any money...". I'm thinking - what the heck was the point of that?? A really strange way of trying to get someone to buy him a drink cause he's broke? (removed)! what a cheap bast***d!

[ragingfish]

If I were the bartender and I witnessed that, yours woulda been on the house, and I woulda slipped you my phone number at the same time!

[GT_03]

Actually, the first date me and my wife went on was funny as heck. I was taking her out to a expensive restaurant in Pittsburgh, and after going to a Race Track and Casino. Well, we had a great big dinner, and proceeded to the casino. Well i knew a short cut that went thru alot of windy back roads. So i took it and my wife got car sick and thru-up all down the side of my 96 Monte Carlo. We ended up just stopping at a car wash and i took her home, but it was a first date we will never forget.