Holiday Inn for Retirement

[Charlievibe]

A friend sent this to me, enjoy!!!------------------------------------No nursing home for me. I am checking into the Holiday Inn!With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checkedon reservations at the Holiday Inn.For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for: breakfast, lunch and dinner inany restaurant I want, or room service. Laundry, gratuities and specialTV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room,a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors,and all have free shampooand soap.They treat you like a customer, not a patient. $5 worth of tips a daywill have the entire staff scrambling to help you. There is a city busstop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pickyou up (if you fake a decent limp). To meet other nice people, call achurch bus on Sundays.For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one ofthe nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere.Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn willtake your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one placeforever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Wantto see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there too.TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? Noproblem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maidchecks to see if you are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or anambulance. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will payfor the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the restof your life.And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad tofind you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation. Thegrandkids can use the pool.What more can you ask for?So, when I reach the golden age I'll face it with a grin.Just forward all my email to: me@Holiday.Inn

[wicked1981]

Too funny!!! Gotta foward this one.

[rasermon]

Good post! I also had to forward it to some friends and family.

[Kari]

Now *that* is good...I love it! LOL Honolulu here I come....