Jessica Simpson Gawd Awful Newlywed show

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:59 am

I accidentally watched a couple of minutes of that stupid show tonight - and I just had to vent a bit. All you men out there....how can anyone spend any amount of time with someone that stupid!!!! Let alone marry them... Ugh, I would have drowned her in the swimming pool.Quote from husband:"Give me more slack on the garden hose". Useless wife:"How do I do thaaaaat??"

fuel4soul · Post by **fuel4soul** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:27 pm

Nick is obviously p****-whipped. Wouldn't you be?

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:30 pm

I don't understand how...but then, I'm not male. I could never trade looks for intelligence to that extreme...

fuel4soul · Post by **fuel4soul** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:41 pm

Your kinda right, but yet, with all that money Nick HAS to have some duck tape around for handy use?

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:02 pm

Or maybe some good prescription drugs.

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:47 pm

He must not be terribly intelligent either. The beauty thing would only last with me for a rather short period of time. If I were him, after about a week I would have to be like "shut the f*** up you stupid moron b***h". LOL. Needless to say, the relationship wouldn't last long for me.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:43 pm

i don't think either are the most intelligent. they are more like barbie and ken. they just look good for the camera's, all cute and smiley. really, they go home, go to bed and sleep.... occassionally get some action. i give them maybe 1 yr tops before reality sets in.

ArcsVibe · Post by **ArcsVibe** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:56 pm

Yup I agree! She is a spoiled little brat, and damn is she dumb!

Stang2Vibe · Post by **Stang2Vibe** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:44 pm

Oh My God. I unfortunately saw some of the show last night. I can't believe that a human being can be so dumb. She and Nick were in a horse-drawn carriage and she thought that the horse understood that a red traffic light meant to stop. Better not let her watch Mister Ed reruns, that could get really scary. There was some other really exceptionally dumb thing that she said. Let's hope that some day real soon she will forget how to breathe. She must singlehandedly drag down the average IQ of the world by at least 20 points. Her head must be a like a black hole consisting of pure, highly condensed stupidity. Wow. This thought is getting way too deep. I better quit now before I have to have Stephen Hawking explain to me what I'm saying.

VibeChick · Post by **VibeChick** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:49 am

You really do have to see it to understand how truly mind blowing it is that someone that stupid actually exists.

Merzbow · Post by **Merzbow** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 12:15 am

I hate her...If I think a girl is attractive I will start to talk to them and develope some sort of relationship, but if a girl is taht stupid it automatically makes her un-attractive to me. Looks are probably #1 but if she has a sh*tty personallity it emediately cancels the beauty out in my opinion...

cibomatto · Post by **cibomatto** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:35 am

OK.. one credit I give her is that she isn't running around being a **** half naked running around talking about how she found herself and is in touch with her sexuality... At least on the "surface" she portrays somewhat of a wholesome image for young people..

fuel4soul · Post by **fuel4soul** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:23 am

I seriously think that every show on MTV is rehearsed or has lines or base to follow. I know the Osbournes was. I'm pretty sure Newlyweds, Rich Girls, and even Punk'd is made up too.

Sputnik · Post by **Sputnik** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:46 am

Quote, originally posted by fuel4soul Â» I know the Osbournes was. What do you mean "was?" Its in its third season now. I know at the end of the second season they made it seem as though it was rehearsed.

fuel4soul · Post by **fuel4soul** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 10:57 am

Yeah, I'm sure it will still be rehearsed. Kind of a let down for me when I saw on the last episode that it was all rehearsed.

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:13 pm

The last episode for season 2 was a joke on the audience, It was to see how many people would fall for it. I dont think you can act like the osbourns live

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