great quotes from former vp of the U.S., Al Gore

[drunkenmaxx]

Great quotes by our wonderful VP."We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." --Vice President Al Gore "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history, I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95 "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." --Vice President Al Gore "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Vice President Al Gore "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." --Vice President Al Gore "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." --Vice President Al Gore "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98 "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" --Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96 "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future." --Vice President Al Gore "The future will be better tomorrow." --Vice President Al Gore "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97 "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." -- Vice President Al Gore "I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." -- Vice President Al Gore "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -- Vice President Al Gore "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." -- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996 "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." -- Vice President Al Gore "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts." -- Vice President Al Gore "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." -- Vice President Al Gore "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." -- Vice President Al Gore "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history." -- Vice President Al Gore (Ed note. Hmmm, anyone in particular come to mind?) "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." -- Al Gore "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make." -- Vice President Al Gore

[Sub-Vibe-R]

Beside this, our former Prime Minister Jean Chretien looks like a newbie!!!

[AKLGT]

dman, that's quite funny. reminds me of the information minister of iraq....

[Stang2Vibe]

LOL! Thanks for that post! I heard a few of those before, but they are always worth mentioning again. In all fairness, Bush has been known for some funnies like this as well. I fear every time he gives a big speech that he is going to slip and say something wrong again. He just is not a great speaker. You can see he gets all nervous, tenses up, and keeps giving this silly grin as he talks. I just want to sit him down and show him how to give a speech, especially when it is pre-written. Hands down, I think his best speech was the one when he addressed the nation after the 9/11 attacks and anounced that we were going to hunt down Al-Quida. I have never been so proud to be an American as I was after hearing that speech.

[Charlievibe]

I can't wait to see what GW has come up with over his time as pres. That should be humorous as well.