Hotline to God

[scherry2]

John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football game one weekend when henoticed a special telephone near the Bear's bench. He asked a nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. The player told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $100."John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some helppicking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John's picks wereperfect that weekThe next week John was in Minnesota when he noticed that same kind of phoneon the Vikings bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told,"It's a hotline to God, if you want to use it, it will cost you $500."Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week.The next weekend John was in Green Bay at Lambeau Field when he noticed thesame kind of telephone by the Packers bench. He asked Brett Favre, "Is thatthe hotline to God?" Brett said, "Yes, but it will cost you 35 cents."John looked incredulously at Brett and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $100in Chicago and $500 in Minnesota to use the same phone to God! Why doesGreen Bay only charge 35 cents?" Brett looked at John and replied,"In Green Bay, It's a local call."

[Stang2Vibe]

(closet Packers fan here)