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----2035 Headlines----Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largestcountry in the world, California.White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California'sthird language.Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of theMiddle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten moreyears before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.