A guy walks out of a bar.....
A guy walks out of a bar.....
A guy walks out of a bar completely tanked. He is staggering around the parking lot when a cop sees him. The cop walks over to him notices his car keys in his hand and asks if he needs any help. The drunk replies "I can't find my car." The cop asks "Where was the last place he saw it?" The drunk says "On the other end of my keys." About this time the cop discovers that the mans (removed) is hanging out of his pants and says, "Sir, did you know your (removed) is exposed?"The man replies without missing a beat. "SON OF A *****, they got my girlfriend too!"