At a Kroger Grocery Store?

msmyer · Post by **msmyer** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:44 am

This is pretty bad...............MURDER AT KROGER'S Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.A "friend of a friend" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid something up front. The man opened up his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Kroger grocery store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. Unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by hidden cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless husband. DRUM ROLL (PAUSE) > > > > > Go all the way to the end!!!!! > > And that is why, the next day in the newspaper, the head line declared [You're going to hate me for this] > > > > > > > > ready? you sure? > > > > > > > > > > Ok, here it is ..............."ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT KROGER'SFor those of you who do not know what Krogers is, it is a large supermarket in this area.

scherry2 · Post by **scherry2** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:05 am

ARTIE CHOKES!!! ROFL a good clean joke

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:10 pm

i love corny sh*t like that!we used to have a kroger here in granite city about 15 yrs ago

Charlievibe · Post by **Charlievibe** » Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:57 pm

LOL!!!!I just had to share this one with my co-workers, they loved it!!!!

msmyer · Post by **msmyer** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:18 am

I must have thought it was really funny because I work for Kroger.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:50 am

i emailed it to a coworker myself

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:23 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»i emailed it to a coworker myself[friendly joke mode]All by yourself with no outside help? way to go! [/friendly joke mode]

cibomatto · Post by **cibomatto** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:36 am

yes .. LOL..I emailed this to my co-workers..LOL

Vibe Rater · Post by **Vibe Rater** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:42 am

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 Â»ARTIE CHOKES!!! ROFL a good clean joke A good clean joke? Geeze man, 2 people died!

ragingfish · Post by **ragingfish** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:45 am

Quote, originally posted by Vibe Rater Â»A good clean joke? Geeze man, 2 people died! But they WERE clean kills...no blood shed...

At a Kroger Grocery Store?

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