The Real Rice Burner (slim shady)

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d_m_kolb
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The Real Rice Burner (slim shady)

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The Real Rice Burner: Intro:May I have your attention please...May I have your Attention please...Will the real rice burners start their engines up...I repeat, will the real rice burners start their engines up...We're gonna have a problem here... Ya'll act like you never seen a rice-burner beforeJaws all on the floor, VVTL-i just walked on a Honda AccordIt keeps blowin right passed even worse than beforeAm I earnin em, 20's I can't burn em, AHH!it's the return of the....Aww wait, no way, your winning...He didn't think a DX could beat a Celica Did he?And Larry D said.....nothing you idiot cuz Larry flew passedYour Si stalled under the overpassWinningest celi's love spinnin emStupi..Stupi..Stupid Si's I'm sick of themLook at emDriving around badging there you know whatLosing to you know who***Girl*** Yeah but there so cute though***Girl***Yeah they prolly gotta couple of screwsup in they NOS looseBut nothing worse than whats under the hood in a stock YugoSometime's I wanna race a viper and just let loosebut can't, but it's cool for Accord's to sticker up "Got Juice?"My V-TEC is the ****, My V-TEC is the ****And if I'm lucky your VVTL-i might not kick inAnd that's the message that they deliver to little kidsAnd expect em not to know what G-Force really isOf course they gonna know what G-Force is before they hit 4th gradeThey got SpeedVision don't they?We ain't nothing but vandal's....well, some of us cannibal's who eat Honda owner's like we're HannibalBut if it's cool to cut your springs and get stickered outI see no reason why all Honda owners shouldn't be singled outBut if you feel like I feel, then we should scream & shoutGet a new Celi so you know what Imports all about!Chorus: Repeat 2x Well I'ma rice burner, AKA Civic DX ownerAnd all you real racer's please stay in your cornerWill the real rice burner's please start up,please start up, please start up
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