Mother-In-Law Joke

Funny or humorous-type discussions. (follow posting rules)
Post Reply
Charlievibe
Posts: 577
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:13 am

Mother-In-Law Joke

Post by Charlievibe »

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Just because you see Charlie doesn't mean I am a he....sometimes Charlie can be a she!!!!
Post Reply