little boy and his airplane aaawwwww

[drunkenmaxx]

Two HoursA few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room. She heard her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches get the hell off the plane now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off now."The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your plane, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his plane. Soon the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are deplaning, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for flying with us today and hope  your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly with us again soon."She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the plane. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.

[Flip-Side]

Hahaha! My wife is gonna hear this one. I come home grumbling about all the planes I've been working on all day, so my 3 year old tends to pick up on stuff I say. She caught him once, crashing the plane into the couch and saying, "Dam da dum pane broke-ded again".Ahhhh....kids. I laughed my (removed) off, but....my wife was less than amused.

[drunkenmaxx]

kids are awesome, i had my roommates 1 1/2 yr old running around the house squating and making doo doo sounds, it was hilarious!