man, i am a jerk, i think this is hilarious

[drunkenmaxx]

Woman Gets Jail In Assault On Boy, 4 Hot French Fries Smashed in Face By Brigid SchulteWashington Post Staff WriterWednesday, October 15, 2003; Page B01 A woman who chased a 4-year-old boy through a McDonald's restaurant in Montgomery County, pinned him in a headlock and screamed obscenities as she smeared his face with hot french fries was sentenced yesterday to four days in jail and ordered to attend anger management and parenting classes. Milikia Hayes, 18, of Gaithersburg was nearly nine months pregnant with her first child when the incident took place in May. The boy, whom Hayes did not know, accidentally smeared ice cream on her clothing at a McDonald's in Germantown, authorities said. The boy had turned around while he was in line ahead of Hayes, and his ice cream touched her sleeve. Hayes started screaming at the terrified boy, who ran from her, authorities said. After catching him, Hayes smeared "boiling hot, greasy french fries" on his face, said State's Attorney Douglas F. Gansler. "The boy was scared to death," Gansler said. "It is incomprehensible to think that an adult would attack a child of any age in such a manner." Hayes pleaded guilty to second-degree assault, punishable by up to 10 years in prison. A Circuit Court judge sentenced her to 18 months in jail, with all but four days suspended, and ordered her to attend the classes. Hayes told authorities that she was on her way to a baby shower and was wearing one of her nicest shirts when she stopped at the McDonald's about 5 p.m. May 17. "Clearly, her own behavior was inappropriate and egregious for any adult, much less someone about to have her own child," Gansler said. "In getting this type of sentence, we hope it will ensure that she's learned a valuable lesson and will help her in raising her own child." After the assault, the boy's eyes were swollen, Gansler said. Although he suffered no serious physical injuries, "we don't know what kind of emotional and psychological damage he's had," Gansler said. Hayes's attorney, Charles Lazar, did not return several phone calls seeking comment yesterday. "We thought it was important to prosecute her for the conduct," Gansler said. "It was also important for the 4-year-old boy to understand that what this defendant did was wrong and that she was punished for it."

[Hot Vibe]

Laugh it pissed me off. Stupid b*t*h. I would have been the one going to jail if she touched my son. I hope she rots in jail and they take her baby away. The fat pregnant lady could not wait until she got to the baby shower 15 minutes away where they obviously serve food

[Reynoma]

I have to agree with Hot Vibe on this one. Although the Lord teaches to forgive, my emotions would have gotten the best of me and I would be the one serving jail time. It saddens me to see the society we have become.

[drunkenmaxx]

yes, had it been my child, the lady would have tasted some fear, but it wasn't. just picture this pregnant fat (removed) chasing some screaming little kid around McD's!>"there, take that you little b*stard! get ice cream on me will ya?"I'm lovin it! <-------------anyone get that comment?

[MonotoneSatellite]

(Please read the following comment with sarcasm in mind. Lots of sarcasm. Dripping like special sauce off a Big Mac.)Hey, who here hasn't wanted to assult a child. Never pick a fight you can't win, my pappy used to say. Who better to assult than a child. It's not like they will put up much of a fight...

[drunkenmaxx]

yeah, you gotta slap em around, show em whos boss!imagine it as if it were a sketch on saturday night live, you'd laugh like hell!