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rasermon
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Investment advice

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If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program.
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Re: Investment advice (rasermon)

Post by ragingfish »

LOL! Very true!
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Re: Investment advice (rasermon)

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lol! but then, just think of how much you'd save by NOT drinking all those buds! lol!
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Post by Pablo1669 »

quote:lol! but then, just think of how much you'd save by NOT drinking all those buds! lol!But where is the fun in that? I wonder what the ROI would be for something cheeper like Busch instead of Bud?
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Post by drunkenmaxx »

i could make a killing w/busch cans! too bad we don't get the refund here.
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Re: Investment advice (rasermon)

Post by Vibe »

I love your sense of reasoning!!! James
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