Ha ha ha - warning, no actual potty talk, but there is a lot of asterisks

[drunkenmaxx]

The Lucky DuckThe farmer can't pay his worker for the weeks work until Saturday. So he gives the boy his prized duck and says take it into town and see what you can get for it.The young lad puts the duck under his arm and starts into town. As he is passing a house, the lady on the porch calls" I'll give you something really nice for that duck."The young lad goes in and f*cks her. When they are done she says" Give me another f*ck and I'll give the duck back?" He does! He goes by another house nearer town and another lady says she will f*ck him for the duck. As he approaches the porch, her boyfriend jumps out and offers $5.00 to not f*ck his girlfriend. The boy accepts! Having made five dollars and gotten laid twice, he starts back home to the farm with the duck safely tucked under his arm. A truck comes by and hits the duck. Really f*cks it up, but doesn't kill it. The trucker felt bad, so he gave the boy $10.00 for f*cking up his duck.When the boy gets back to the farm, the farmer asked him how he made out. The young lad responds.....Not bad, I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, five bucks for not f*cking for the duck, ten dollars for a f*cked up duck and I still got the f*cking DUCK!

[drunkenmaxx]

my esteemded colleague AtWork has informed me that this joke is not funny, but what the hell does she know?

[redlava]

It is one of those jokes that starts out good, the middle is even better, and the end is a huge let down.Not good, but it was entertaining, much like Tomb Raider II or League of Extrordinary Gentlemen.