10 reasons to get rid of your piece of junk car and get a vibe

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:09 am

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.7. The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.2. You keep losing dates on left turns.1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.

NovaResource · Post by **NovaResource** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:10 am

quote:While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.That's funny!

Triton · Post by **Triton** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:16 am

Funny!

millster · Post by **millster** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:22 am

quote:2. You keep losing dates on left turns.Hey, now that never happened with my piece of junk car, it just kept me from getting them at all. Of course, the Vibe's been no better... Anyway, very funny!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:27 am

if i was a chick, i would dig me and my vibe

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:39 am

quote:if i was a chick, i would dig me and my vibe Pretty soon, people are going to ask what you would do for dinner and a movie. im lost here

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:44 am

>oh god it hurts!!!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:49 am

oh, ok

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:52 am

i would treat a lady to a lovely dinner of jack in the box in the vibe while overlooking the local steel mill and enjoying the poisonous gasses. if the b*tch got stains in my car, i would throw her out and run her over several times, enjoying the roar of my cai as the tires grind her face.- if she was clean, we would then rent a very romantic porno and watch it together. >

Sub-Vibe-R · Post by **Sub-Vibe-R** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:55 am

quote: we would then rent a very romantic porno and watch it together. It exist???I always though romanitc and porno were incompatible

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:57 am

im sure youre right, i was just playing with the whole dinner and a movie motif

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:01 am

well, if she's really good, she can stay for another day or two. if not, she can just get the f*ck out and find her own way. i live by a highway, i'm sure she could hitchhike

mwebb · Post by **mwebb** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:43 am

HUnny stuff- DrunkenVibe You sure know how to treat the ladys!

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