question for ya, u know the answer?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:30 am

Q: Did you ever notice how when geese fly in formation, one of the sides of the "V" is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?A. Because that side has more geese in it

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:43 am

I don't get it.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:50 am

ok ok, let me clarify for ye people of little thought (joke).ask someone the question, they will say "no i don't know why". then you tell them and they feel stupid.its similar to why the chicken crossed the road

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:22 am

ok, ok - then I got it, it just wasn't funny.

Sub-Vibe-R · Post by **Sub-Vibe-R** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:23 am

quote:its similar to why the chicken crossed the roadAnd why the chiken crossed the road??? Because he want to get the other side?

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:26 am

It was shorter than going around.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:34 am

quote:ok, ok - then I got it, it just wasn't funny. not supposed to be funny. on my corny scale of 1-10, it gets a 9.i like corny jokes

cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:40 am

Kind of reminds me of "Why do dogs lick their genitals?"

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:41 am

because they can!!!great joke!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:42 am

has anyone here ever smelled mothballs??

rasermon · Post by **rasermon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:47 am

quote:has anyone here ever smelled mothballs??No, because there too small. drunkenvibe, are you drinking again today?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:54 am

well, the joke is: when they say yes, you ask them how they got their legs apartif i could drink at work, i wouldn't be on this forum!

rasermon · Post by **rasermon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:55 am

quote:well, the joke is: when they say yes, you ask them how they got their legs apartif i could drink at work, i wouldn't be on this forum!hehe!

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:30 am

Here's two jokes that can only be included in a thread like this one.1. Which of the two flies in the kitchen is a cowboy?and, unrelated, 2. What's long, brown and sticky?

rasermon · Post by **rasermon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:33 am

quote:2. What's long, brown and sticky?A stick!

cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:09 am

quote:Which of the two flies in the kitchen is a cowboy?The one on the range. (I couldn't figure that one out, so I "copied" and "pasted" the joke in Google. Got the answer 1st thread. )

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:19 pm

The tribal chief was really excited about being chief, and he had a special throne room built as a second floor of his grass hut. after a while, he got bored with that and started attacking neighboring tribes, killing their chiefs and stealing their thrones. He put them all in his throne room, Soon he had conquered all known territory and had collected an impressive set of thrones. One day while on the ground floor, the weight of all of those thrones broke the floor, and they all crashed down and killed him. So, the moral of the story is: people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:16 pm

you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass houseif you have a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:26 pm

ok, so why was the indian buried on the hill? because he was dead.grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. the bartender says, "hey, they have a drink named after you." the grasshopper replies, "really? they have a drink named Ervin?"knock, knock.who's there?impatient cowimpatient cow, wh... "MOO!" at 4 am and a few drinks, these jokes are extremely hilarious!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 10:51 pm

ok, a horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says"why the long face?"

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