"Don't try this at home" or "FireCRACKer"

cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:44 am

This had to hurt.http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/arti ... 2209.html/

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:50 am

When I saw the thread title I was all ready to make some crack about drunkenvibe (because of his exploding bottle trick) but now no way, that's awful. sick, terrible, horrible, and strangely interesting.

Triton · Post by **Triton** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:15 pm

What an IDIOT!!!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:12 am

ha ha ha!!! what country is that article from? there are a bunch of typos. "incontinent"? jesus squeezus

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:36 am

The web site was http://www.illawarramercury.com.auau = AustraliaMust have had a few australian beers. They are better than the weak american beers. You know what Aussies say, :"American beers are like having (removed) in a canoe, f***ing close to water!"

Vibe · Post by **Vibe** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:41 am

SICK!!!!!!!! Why would anyone place something in that spot is beyond me. He will regret that until the day he dies. In fact if that was me I'd rather be DEAD. James

macrosonic · Post by **macrosonic** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:39 am

actually, incontinent is spelled the same way here. how anyone, even drunk, could put anything that explodes up their (removed) or between their legs is un-f***ing-believable.

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:13 pm

LOL, that one is good.

MonotoneSatellite · Post by **MonotoneSatellite** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:30 am

I tend to believe in social Dawrinism. This man is stupid. He is flawed genitic material. He can no longer produce offspring. His flawed genitic material will not be passed on. Unless of course he already has childern, in that case he has now given them a living example of what not to do with explosives.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:39 pm

Anyone stupid enough to put explosives up their (removed) deserves what he got...

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:57 pm

quote:actually, incontinent is spelled the same way here. yes, but i believe the word here is impotent

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:35 pm

i've seen several different tv shows where someone does that. yes it is stupid, but man, the look on someones face when they do it, is priceless. i'm glad there are idiots like that for people like me to laught at, the world just wouldn't be complete without them

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:47 pm

i found a whole website dedicated to that once. there is even a club called the knights of the blue flame...however sickening it may be, you gotta admit, it's damn funny

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:51 pm

quote:actually, incontinent is spelled the same way here. yes, but i believe the word here is impotenttwo different conditions, either would be distressful, that fool has both.

pwarren4 · Post by **pwarren4** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:56 pm

What a dumbassLiterately

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:48 am

Very true. So now he's 26 years old and will never have real (removed) again, and has to wear diapers for the rest of his life, or else that catheter. And all for whatever cheap thrill he was trying to achieve. People amaze me.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:59 am

i read about a guy who was getting surgery on his, uh, booty. well, they were using an electric tool of some sort, when > he farted and caught his manhood on fire. he ended up sueing the hospital. how could his lawyer keep a straight face in court??

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:10 am

Had to edit this one to replace the name of the US state originally referenced, so as not to offend, and made up the new state of Estatia. After having their 11th child, an Estatia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Estatia), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Estatian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. The husband still wasn't convinced, he wanted a second opinion, so he visited a doctor across the state line. That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but remembering his patient was from Estatia, he told him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Since the second doctor told him to do exactly the same thing as the first doctor, the Estatian figured the procedure, strange as it seemed, must work. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand...

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