This one is better if you read it aloud.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:19 am

Why don't you ever see crows smashed in the road??Because there are always a bunch of them on the light poles warning: "Cah Cah!"

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:11 am

I guarantee that if you tell someone that joke, they will at least smile!

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:54 am

some might be too young to get this one, also good aloudMahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, whichproduced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate verylittle, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he sufferedfrom bad breath. Put all of this together and you have: a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:35 am

I think Mary Poppins just rolled over in her grave...

scherry2 · Post by **scherry2** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:06 am

LOL my son (10) loved them both!! he can't wait to disrupt class at school tommorow with them...

ragingfish · Post by **ragingfish** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:08 pm

Having lived in Boston, I can truly appreciate that one...

This one is better if you read it aloud.

This one is better if you read it aloud.

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