ha ha ha! is your dog "safe"?

[drunkenmaxx]

oh my.http://www.dogcondoms.com

[northvibe]

hahha this reminds me of the southpark and the kids wear condoms.

[DaddyVibeMI]

(removed)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djnewm]

hahaha, that's classic

[djnewm]

Did u happen so see the urgent product recall??Oh yeah, "human intervention" is a great term. Hopefully ur dog talks to you like Lassie to let you know when he wants to get down and when he's finished

[redlava]

They would be great when the little bastar* starts humping your leg, and you don't want a mess on your new pants.Putting it on in the front yard would be a great conversation starter with the new neighbors.

[drunkenmaxx]

my favorite part is that they come in meat flavor!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »my favorite part is that they come in meat flavor!Well, you know how much dogs engage in oral (removed). LOL

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Well, you know how much dogs engage in oral (removed). LOLwhat? you've never seen a bi*** licking her man's "doggy bag"?ba da dum ding!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »what? you've never seen a bi*** licking her man's "doggy bag"?ba da dum ding!Oh man, here comes millster. LOL

[drunkenmaxx]

<<enabling the cloaking device so millster can't see the thread>>i probably should have put "mature" in the title.

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i probably should have put "mature" in the title.Or completely immature.

[gargoyle]

WOW! or should I say "BOW WOW!"I've just realized why I check this site everyday...because you never know what to expect next!...and what's with meat flavor?!?!?!?! (removed)?! No wonder they're choking on them. What's next? Tuna flavor for cats?

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »What's next? Tuna flavorim gonna leave that alone, way too easy.

[Jaycie685]

That is just wrong! Spay/Neuter is the way to go!Hmm... maybe they should come up with birth control pills you could mix in with the kibble. What'ya think about that?

[ColonelPanic]

Man, that's the coolest thing I've seen in quite some time, damn. It's a shame about that product recall though. Bummer.I cast my vote for the cause of failures to be issues from the consumer (or should that be referred to as the put'er'on'er?) C'mon, we love our pets, but do we love 'em THAT much to get up close and personal like that with Spot's uh, weiner? I ain't touchin' that thang! Nope! Quote »Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms® may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs.Yeah, I would rather not have my little Yorkie choke to death on a meat flavored jimmy hat. Thank you drive through!But the most funny part about this? The press release shows Bloomington, Indiana. If that is where this company is based, I must say.... Damn, meat flavored or not, I could smell that this idea HAD to have come from the Hoosier state. Gotta love it here, good times for all. At any rate, I gotta give them extra points for originality. The idea isn't new but this particular implementation sure as hell is.Like Bob Barker says, get your pet spayed or neutered... Otherwise, doggy birth control sounds like an interesting avenue for the drug companies to explore.

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »...or should that be referred to as the put'er'on'er?{{{Spewing coffee on keyboard!}}}CP, you sure have a way with words... hilarious! Thanks, I needed a good laugh... and now I need more coffee!

[Flip-Side]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »oh my.So this is for dog on dog, and not...uh...you know.

[kostby]

Two predictions:1) Emergency rooms will fill with dog-owners severely bitten while trying to put em on Fido's little love tool.And2) Vet clinics will fill with panicked owners of dogs who swallowed the dang things (in the process of chewing off their owners' fingers)!