Lesson in Southern Charm

Charlievibe · Post by **Charlievibe** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:43 am

I thought this was funny, enjoy!!!*************During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one."Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked."Just a minute, I have to go (removed)."The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite! What about you John, how would you say it?""I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?""I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get tomeet after supper." The teacher fainted.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:53 am

funny stuff!earns the drunken seal of approval!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:14 am

Good Stuff, that reminds me of another joke that is a little too dirty for present company.

GMJAP · Post by **GMJAP** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:03 am

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Good Stuff, that reminds me of another joke that is a little too dirty for present company.Oh... so just tease us, why don't you!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:17 am

Sorry, if you really want to know, IM me, I can't let people hang like that.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:22 am

On second though, I'll post it, if it's too bad, the mods can remove it.A proper southern couple decides to wait until after marriage to have (removed), after much anticipation, they get into the honeymoon suite of their hotel and he throws her down on the bed and begins to rip her clothes off. She stops him and says, "This is not the way I expect you to act in bed, I expect you to have the same manners in the bed as you do at the table." The man stops, sits up on the bed, composes himself and asks, "Excuse me dear, will you please pass me your (removed)?"

northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:23 am

haha thats awesome

bud_one · Post by **bud_one** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:41 am

Now that's havin' manners....!!!!! good one.... ha

gargoyle · Post by **gargoyle** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:07 am

Hahahaaa! both of these jokes were funny stuff! ...and I got to read it before the mods nixxed it! woooohooo!

DaddyVibeMI · Post by **DaddyVibeMI** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:40 pm

(removed)!!I love it both them!!!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:45 am

both are funny, any mods sighted?

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:09 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik »both are funny, any mods sighted?Millster said it was OK, he just put a mature tag on it.

Charlievibe · Post by **Charlievibe** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:15 am

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Millster said it was OK, he just put a mature tag on it.Oops, I forgot to add the words "possibly mature" behind my title - sorry. Thanks milster for fixing it!!!

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