Idiot of the month award

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Idiot of the month award

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When one of your friends says, "Dude, if you did this that would be awesome!!" Kick him in the jimmy.

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Re: Idiot of the month award (redlava)

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You can kinda see where this is going.

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At least he won't have to wax his (removed) crack for a while. The fire should do that just nicely.

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That's gonna leave a mark. At least he has a story to tell the grandkids.

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Re: Idiot of the month award (redlava)

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They don't come much dumber than that! Should be a contestant for the next *******!
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Re: Idiot of the month award (damronjr)

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Has anyone see where a kid makes a "the works" bomb and it blows up in his hand? I think that takes the cake for being stupid. But this is definitely part of the top ten.Inder
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Re: Idiot of the month award (redlava)

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Quote, originally posted by redlava »At least he won't have to wax his (removed) crack for a while. The fire should do that just nicely.OUCH! I guess you'd call the end results a 'Chinese fire-crack'!
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That's using your head...errr.....a##!
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Re: Idiot of the month award (redlava)

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No if's, and's, or butts about it, that guy's a complete dumb@**
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Re: Idiot of the month award (ColonelPanic)

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...talk about acceptance issues...
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Re: Idiot of the month award (Turbo5Speed)

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If he'd just clenched a little tighter in the first place, the guide stick wouldn't have slid down, bringing the rocket exhaust into such close proximity to his (removed)...
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Quote, originally posted by MadBill »If he'd just clenched a little tighter in the first place, the guide stick wouldn't have slid down, bringing the rocket exhaust into such close proximity to his (removed)... Sounds like you have done this before.
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Re: Idiot of the month award (redlava)

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Will Rogers said that 4% of the people learn by example; the rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Just call me a four percenter...
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Post by kostby »

Another example, I suspect, where the consumption of too much alcohol reduced the effective intelligence quotient from 'human' to 'bowl of cottage cheese'.
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I wouldn't give the guy THAT much credit. I was a good idea in theory...but yet so was Communism.
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What is next? A sparkler coming out of his pee hole? "I see idiots, some people do not know they are idiots but I see them"
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None of you see Jack (removed) the movie? the guys tie fireworks to their dicks and set them off? This guy must have wanted to the next jack (removed).
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