As a young single person old people would always come up to me at weddings, poke me and say "You're Next". This really got annoying so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Good one Almost as good as when I used to go up to "obese" women and ask them "so when are you due?" I only got slapped once and it was worth it Ahhhh ... back when I was young and dumb