Rate your hangover. Hahahahaha!

[Bowlsie]

One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well.However, you are still parched.You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you arechugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely notproductive . Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars .) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five ****s you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover, (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actuallyannoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and aking you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose-like discharge of alcohol-scentedfluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in for the sole purpose of this : the ' floater' seems to be there to splash the toilet water all over your (removed). Death sounds pretty good about right now....

[fire_502]

21 for 2 days and he's only going for a 2 star?!?!?!

[Vibe]

#3 fits me to the tea-------------- James (Vibe)

[scherry2]

quote:21 for 2 days and he's only going for a 2 star?!?!?!Hehe, start out slow. when I was 21 we drank for 2 days and had a hangover for 2 hours, now at 46 we drink for 2 hours and have a hangover for 2 days

[GT_03]

Thank you god, i don't get hangovers. I can drink forever and when i wake i'm fine. I might be a 1 star at the most

[Geo]

I've hit like a 3.5 before ... But that was after 11 shots in a matter of a couple hours...Tequilla is a harsh mistress, I've sworn off her forever. I still never got that number of that truck that blasted me that night...

[Sputnik]

I'm somewhere between a 1 and 2... Thursday night my company supplied beer and wine and pizza. I had a litre of wine (about 6 glasses) in 1.5 hours, didn't get home until after midnight and was at work Friday morning at 8:15.

[lordyogi]

i would say that generally when school is in session my sunday mornings im usually at a 3.5 or 4, of course i always tell people im hardcore, and end up drinking entrirely too much, but im in college and in a fraternity i guess im supposed to be alcohol fueled right. wait...no...i know why i drink so much its not the college thing or the fraternity thing...its the fact that im studying to get two engineering degrees. all those classes would make mohammed an alcoholic.yogi

[dmitri]

I dont get hangovers unless i drink ALOT of beer. I almost never get hongovers from hard alcohol.

[fire_502]

quote:I dont get hangovers unless i drink ALOT of beer. I almost never get hongovers from hard alcohol. That's weird. I'm just the opposite.

[Toasted7]

I think I have successfully made it through damn near every stage of the hangover. Some I do not want to revisit, but I'm sure I will. Beer GOOD!

[drunkenmaxx]

anyone here ever been so drunk that they pee'd somwhere wierd? (me in my room next to my bed twice)

[fire_502]

quote:anyone here ever been so drunk that they pee'd somwhere wierd? (me in my room next to my bed twice)i've been pretty drunk and done some stupid things, but never that. I know MANY guys who have though. One of my friends pee'd in his roommate's dresser drawers in college one time. I guess he climbed down from his loft, moved a chair over a foot or two, then opend a drawer and went at it. He said he must have been thinkng that he was opening the room door and then the stall door in the bathroom, but he never left his room. I just don't think that's something any girl would actually do, no matter how drunk.

[dmitri]

man i feel like **** right now i have a 4 star.

[fire_502]

oh man...I went out for happy hour after work and just got home a few minutes ago...I'm afraid of what rating I'll have tomorrow! Either fortunately or unfortunately, I actually have an obligation to go to a brewing party at 10AM tomorrow...I bet a beer will come in handy about then!

[drunkenmaxx]

right now i am between 2 and 3. lady folk came over last night, stayed up until 3:30am or so. fifth of captain morgan in about an hour. beers beers beers. saw some boobies, girls making out. it was worth it!

[pmh013]

Quote, originally posted by fire_502 »I just don't think that's something any girl would actually do, no matter how drunk. Mmm, I dunno about that. Personally, I've peed in a wheat field, 'cause that's what was available. The best part was, there was a big round bale in the ditch, which acted as a wall to hide me & my roommate from the truck, and the plants were tall enough that you just grabbed a handful and leaned back -- no wetness on the back of your pants! There's nothing worse than peeing on your own clothes.

[drunkenmaxx]

chalk me up for a 2 today. dollar bottle night is a beatch.>

[Reynoma]

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »quote:21 for 2 days and he's only going for a 2 star?!?!?!Hehe, start out slow. when I was 21 we drank for 2 days and had a hangover for 2 hours, now at 46 we drink for 2 hours and have a hangover for 2 days I know what you mean.

[drunkenmaxx]

ring up numero trace, i got lit last night!i woke up last night in my bathroom, peeing in the toilet! at least it was the right place!

[Mr. Poopypants]

None today, but I had a nice 4 star going last weekend.

[Mase]

I've experienced all those levels at some point during my pre-age 21 years. The funny thing is, I've really toned down the drinking now that I'm actually of-age .My five-star experience...never let a drunk person mix you a martini when you're so congested that you can't smell or taste anything. He ended up mixing me a 16oz cup of Vodka and Gin (thought the gin looked like puckers) . I drank the whole thing because I couldn't smell or taste it at all. . I woke up the next afternoon halfway on a end table.

[drunkenmaxx]

ick, i drank vodka last night. half pint of that, then proceeded to drink about 5 beers. don't sound like much, but popov and busch put together...i feel like i need to fart really bad, but i know better

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i feel like i need to fart really bad, but i know better HA, yeah, you may end up messing yourself.

[AZViking]

Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 »quote:21 for 2 days and he's only going for a 2 star?!?!?!Hehe, start out slow. I had a final the day after I turned 21. And did that stop me? no. I was told the shot that did me in was some really cheap tequilla with 2 worms in the bottle. I guess I downed a double shot with both worms. One of the worms was half-hanging out of my mouth before I swallowed them both. I was also told they didn't stay down for very long. Puked all over the bar. My friends wrote down every shot/drink I had that night on a dollar bill (I keep it in my wallet as a reminder to never get that drunk again) The next morning was probably a 4-5 star hangover. Death was very appealing at the time.I did manage to pass the final though, somehow.

[drunkenmaxx]

dont keep me in suspense, post the list!!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Yeah, come on, post it!!!

[AZViking]

Forgot the list at home (thought it was still in the wallet. oops) I'll post it later this afternoon.

[silver_vibe]

I was "cured" from getting drunk when I hit level 4+ once (level 4 plus "Death sounds pretty good about right now....")...I can't imagine what a 5 is like. I haven't been drunk in over 10 yrs.

[drunkenmaxx]

oh, it's well worth the hangover to me!!!nothing a frisco thickburger from hardees didn't cure!i was so hungover once, i was really thirsty, but pysically couldnt get out of bed to get a drink. slept about 15 hours that day.

[sloth]

Hardees...the best hangover food...Unfortunatly our burned down.2 worst hangovers... 20 years old + 18 keystone lights + 3 shots of tequila. I can't even stand to smell tequila anymore and I have money now so there is no sense in ever getting keystone again.Next worse hangover. Doing beer bongs and some (removed) hole thought it would be funny to poor whiskey down the funnel as I'm chugging.

[AZViking]

Found the 'list' I really don't remmeber much from that night, but I think the time span was maybe 2+ hours? We'd get my shot, have a beer chaser, then run to the next bar (Small town, all the bars were either next to each other or across the street)Shots (no idea what the ingredients were)1. "**** Lucky" 2. "Vulcan Mind Probe"3. "Cement Mixer" 4. "Dead Nazi"5. "3 Wise Men"6. "Greek Rush"7. "Whisker Burn"8. "Prairie Fire"9. "BDA"? (that's what is says on the list, not sure)10. A double shot of cheap tequila w/two wormsBeers = 8+ (some were 'talls' = 22 oz mugs)