Where did that bike go?

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Sharpeye
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Where did that bike go?

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I was waiting by the church for my wife to finish her meeting when I spotted a mountain bike thrown away by the dumpster out back. I fix up bikes for charity so I thought it might have some parts I could use. I drove over, folded the seats, and it fit right in, wheels and all. Flat tires and bent handlebars. I pulled back up to the side of the church and sat there in the AC waiting. A guy came walking up pretty fast toward the dumpster. He looked puzzled and walked back and forth a few times and kept looking around. I guess he thought the Vibe was too small to fit that big bike in. My windows are tinted so he couldn't see in. He walked to the edge of the main road and back again and then around the dumpster a few times. He couldn't figure it out.
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Post by bull77 »

i guess you live up to your username :evillaugh:
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Re: Where did that bike go? (Sharpeye)

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Quote, originally posted by Sharpeye »I was waiting by the church for my wife to finish her meeting when I spotted a mountain bike thrown away by the dumpster out back. I fix up bikes for charity so I thought it might have some parts I could use. I drove over, folded the seats, and it fit right in, wheels and all. Flat tires and bent handlebars. I pulled back up to the side of the church and sat there in the AC waiting. A guy came walking up pretty fast toward the dumpster. He looked puzzled and walked back and forth a few times and kept looking around. I guess he thought the Vibe was too small to fit that big bike in. My windows are tinted so he couldn't see in. He walked to the edge of the main road and back again and then around the dumpster a few times. He couldn't figure it out. Are you sure it wasn't his bike and it was just parked there?
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Post by abramsgunner »

Dude.... I can't believe you stole that guys bike!.... LOL
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Post by lovemyraffe »

Quote, originally posted by abramsgunner »Dude.... I can't believe you stole that guys bike!.... LOLMy thoughts exactly!
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Sharpeye
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Re: Where did that bike go? (BlueCrush)

Post by Sharpeye »

Of course not. It was near a church, so lightning would have struck!Also, flat tires, bent handlebars, and a rusted chain meant it was thrown out.
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