Worlds Shortest Fairytale

BlueCrush · Post by **BlueCrush** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:38 am

Worldâ€™s Shortest FairytaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever afterand rode motorcyclesand went fishingand huntingand played golf a lotand drank beerand scotchand left the toilet seat upand farted whenever he wanted.The End. I LOLed at this one...

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:15 am

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush Â»WorldÃ¢Â€Â™s Shortest FairytaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever afterand rode motorcyclesand went fishingand huntingand played golf a lotand drank beerand scotchand left the toilet seat upand farted whenever he wanted.The End. I LOLed at this one... The Reeder's Digest Version----Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever after.The End!----

jake75 · Post by **jake75** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:32 am

I recently read an article warning that the toilet seat should not be left down because little boys like to mimic the big boys and stand up to pee - so to do that they raise the seat but can't get the seat up completely where it will stay - then the seat falls down and mashes their you know whats and a trip to the ER ensues. The Consumer Product Safety Commission will probably soon draft a toliet seat standard to requrie a mechanishm to make the seat descend slowly. Or perhaps the full rim toliet seats will be banned. Only allow sale of those commercial ones that look sort of like a horseshoe.More than you wanted to know I am sure.

kunkstyle · Post by **kunkstyle** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:13 am

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush Â»WorldÃ¢Â€Â™s Shortest FairytaleGood one

northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:14 am

hahah..i still have hope to live that fairytale...

Kevzaz · Post by **Kevzaz** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:49 am

Quote, originally posted by jake75 Â»The Consumer Product Safety Commission will probably soon draft a toliet seat standard to requrie a mechanishm to make the seat descend slowly.My friend has one of those. It's awesome! You just push it down lightly, and let gravity do the rest. =p

ou.grizzly · Post by **ou.grizzly** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:51 am

Hope to god to he washed his hands, showered, and changed his underwear. Some of those farts had to be sharts.

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:49 pm

Quote, originally posted by 13Vibe03 Â»Am I missing the joke?...or do you mean Reader's Digest?Sorry typoI meant Reader's Digest!

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