I've been CARded

[808 Vibes]

A pretty shiny folded card type thing with '09s on it came in the mail today. I ripped it open at the gummy glue sides before even getting out of the car, hoping for another service coupon (I didn't notice the front of the card said "Rediscover CAR") "Some cars are more CAR than others. Unlike every other vehicle out there, CAR is all about you. CAR is something that you make your own. And something to be shared with friends. And here's a new CAR, in three well-equipped models-Vibe, AWD, and GT. Each with something you've always loved about CAR. Each with something new. Like the Vibe's EPA-estimated 32 hwy mpg, making it the most fuel-efficient five-door in its class. The GT takes performance to another new level, with alloy 18s and a high-output 2.4 VVT-i engine. Stop by the showroom next time you're in for service to see the Vibe and the rest of the fuel-efficient Pontiac lineup and rediscover the joy of CAR."I just think any of us could've done a better job of it, and yes, those are sentence fragments in there LOL.

[Toasted7]

I got the same grammatical nightmare in the mail as well...