ballrub's jokes (mature audiences only)

[keithvibe]

the god is in reference to having over 1000 posts. you can have this too if you mellow out a bit.

[ballrub]

Quote, originally posted by rdnzl »A cliquey little bunch aren't we?Sounds like a bunch of goody two shoes who like to have it both ways. Rules are rules, and they are obviously meant to be bent to your liking. Cool. I'm down wit dat.I can't say A** because it is such a horrible word but its fine to tell dirty jokes. Most of the people on here seem quite normal, but some of you need to quit taking that GOD thing in your avatar so seriously.rdnzl is a Frank Zappa song. In case anybody was really interested. If not, there it is anyway.No worries old man (according to your profile, 2 years older than me!)... Most of us are quite normal, except me. I guess they tolerate me because of the plethora of knowledge I've bestowed (been in the automotive aftermarket for over 30 years), or because my Vibe is one of the coolest ones here (Dec 04 Vibe of the month), or because I only visit in spurts and haven't pissed off any of the moderators yet, but will concede I push the edge with my "foul language" in my joke thread to the limit. This is mostly a family forum, but what can you expect from a guy with a login as "ballrub"? LOLIt's just they have like a "profanity" filter on this site that automatically gives you a heads up with a PM about it. At least I think that's what I read in the rules and stuff when I first came on this site a while ago. I just know how to get around some of the automatic "profanity" filters sometimes. By the way, I like your new 09. And, I think I have over 20 different Zappa albums, but can't remember a song called rdnzl, but then again, I've lost quite a few brain cells from the late 60's and early 70's and have trouble remembering what I did yesterday!Stick around if you can take the intial heat. This is a great site, and you can learn an awful lot about our cars.

[rdnzl]

No worries. I've had my say on the foul language thing. I didn't know it was an automatic filter, either. RDNZL is an instrumental, and I have it on the Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar boxed set. It actually stands for Ruth Don't Need Zappa Lyrics.So, I apologize for overreacting. VIBE ON!!!

[ballrub]

Did you hear about the 40-lb. midget whose testicles weighed 10 lbs. each? He was half nuts.

[Kamikaze]

ha ha ha... I don't care what country you're from... that's funny right there!

[Atomic]

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errorbefore?''No,' I replied.'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure itout.'So I wrote down:I D 1 0 T.I used to like the little $hit.

[ballrub]

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.''Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this? The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'

[fast_monte]

It has taken me all week to the read them all at work. Thanx for the distraction.