Vibe Makes David Letterman's Top 10 List

[Sputnik]

From the show on June 10th:Top Ten Cool Things About Having Monkeypox10. It's like smallpox but monkey-er9. Monkeys have them, and everyone loves monkeys, no?8. Most of your days spent picking nits out of your fur 7. You're automatically entered in the World Health Organization's raffle for a new 2003 Pontiac Vibe 6. Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you "beat the heat" all summer5. Take a sip of a friend's Coke and say, "Oh yeah, I have monkeypox." That means free Coke!4. You're able to eat bananas with your feet3. A secure government quarantine facility is a great place to meet babes2. Always exciting to hear a doctor say, "Dear God what the hell is that?"1. People stare at your big red assThis was in this morning's newspaper... my coworker with a neon got a kick out of this and promptly made fun of Sputnik. Letterman's top 10 lists are never very funny. Just thought it might interest someone to see the Vibe in the list.

[cohocarl]

I understand Dave is taking some time off due to his "T.A.S.".

[Triton]

Well Sputnik, your friend with the Neon doesn't have a lot of room to make fun of anything. You don't make fun of their car do you? (If you don't, you should. LOL! J/K)

[Sputnik]

quote:Well Sputnik, your friend with the Neon doesn't have a lot of room to make fun of anything. You don't make fun of their car do you? (If you don't, you should. LOL! J/K) Of course I do! Its purple with confetti upholstery! And its not even a new one - its a 1997 model.

[cohocarl]

quote:T.A.S???http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20030610/D7RIIQ5O0.html