What do you do if you are attacked by monkeys?

[redlava]

http://www.slate.com/id/217641...10538A .45 or a machete wouldn't hurt either.

[Kamikaze]

Screw that... if any animal tried to threaten me I'd find something to hit them with.. I'd make sure the blow counts too, if it's my life or theirs.. they are the ones that are going to die.Are you threatening me?