CDC Announces A New Highly Contagious Disease

[BlueCrush]

The Centers for Disease Control has just released that the highly infectious "Vibe-ola" virus is spreading rapidly. People can easily become infected by coming into contact other Vibe-ola carriers. There is only one cure for this disease. That is to find the nearest location that is selling Vibe-ola carrier's and purchase one of your own. In doing this you will also become a Vibe-ola carrier and could potentially spread the disease yourself. Not following these recommendations will result it being sick to your stomach, inceased heart rate, nightmares, profuse sweating, neck twitching and eye ticks, then a quick and painful death via internal human combustion. So, please purchase a Vibe asap end your misery.Have a nice day!

[northvibe]

hahhaha BC

[Mrizzle05]

LOLZ

[slvrvibes]

Haha. Too Funny.

[GrayFox]

haha you must be bored, BC

[ColonelPanic]

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »sick to your stomach, inceased heart rate, nightmares, profuse sweating, neck twitching and eye ticks, then a quick and painful death via internal human combustionNice try, but those were the symptoms I had when I owned the Vibe thanks to all the problems I had with it and the dealers.... It was stressful! Luckily I traded it in for a more reliable car before the death thing set in.

[Sublimewind]

[MRCN RCE]

haha i like that. i caught the disease by lookin at a picture of one in 2001