Henny Youngman's one-liners
Henny Youngman's one-liners
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say,s "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."
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Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
05 Base Vibe, Abyss (also known as Black to un-Vibers)Auto, Power Pkg, 16" alu, 20% tint all around, Black powder coated roof rails (the anodizing didn't last in the sun)Member of S.A.V.E. (Secret Association of Vibe Enthusisasts)
Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
05 Base Vibe, Abyss (also known as Black to un-Vibers)Auto, Power Pkg, 16" alu, 20% tint all around, Black powder coated roof rails (the anodizing didn't last in the sun)Member of S.A.V.E. (Secret Association of Vibe Enthusisasts)
Re: Henny Youngman's one-liners (Atomic)
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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