Ok, lol I'm much happier wave. Ha!Sublime, I just posted and saw your comment too, too funny!Moving along, let's see what we have. First as most people on here know the Vibe paint is fairly thin and prone to fading if not kept properly. This also means it swirls and hazes easily. When washing your vehicle there are a few things you can change that will and should help you out. 1) The water in your area may be very hard which means it leaves spots and lines when trying to dry. Gives you that dried soap film look. So you can buy a hose nozzle that is specially made to purify the water as it passes. Think the Mr. Clean Autocar Wash, they use a PUR filter to clean the water. This reduces streaking, spotting, etc. and created that sheen of water that flows off the car. Just look up water filters for hoses. Here is one from Autodetailingsolutions.com. Granted this is a more extreme version for around $300 but it may be worth it in the long run.2) Microfiber is your friend! Get yourself a good soft foam or microfiber wash mitt. I switched to soft foam because it does not trap and hold dirt particles. It will make a difference in your car. When washing, go front to back, not up and down and circles, this just makes the swirling, hazing and spotting/streaking worse. Back and for from front to back and do not rub hard, if something is not coming off, switch to clay barring after you wash. 3) The "Two Bucket Rule". Get yourself two buckets, one with some car wash soap and water, and the other fill with luke warm or warm fresh water. Each time you dip in the wash bucket, do an area, ring it out quick then dip it in the warm bucket. This will open up the microfibers and expand the foam (think middle school physical science heat expands cold contracts) and it will release a lot of the dirt and whatever else you got in that mitt.4) The type of car wash soap you buy DOES matter. I personally use Mother's California Gold Car Wash. It gets the job done very well. A lot of car washes today are filled with additives like a wax polymer or what have you that is used by lazy people who just wash and never wax. Sure it makes the car feel smooth but it does not clean well. A straight original car wash is the best way to go, especially if you detail your car because some of those wax additive car washes can react with the wax detail on your paint and cause the issues you are having as well. 5) Again, microfiber is your friend. Ditch your chamois, they trap leftover dirt and particles and drive them into the paint. Go pickup a Microfiber waffle pattern towel. Meguiar's makes one called the Water Magnet which is a large towel that you can literally wipe the entire car down with and not wring out. It's a fantastic product that has become very popular as of late. 6) Still cannot get some stuff off your car. The next time you wash in, invest $10 in a clay bar kit. Clay bar kits are essentially a piece of soft ultra smooth clay and a spray lubricant. When the car is rinsed down, leave it wet, spray an area of the car (i.e. half the hood at a time) with the lubricant and palm the clay bar rubbing it on as if you were waxing. You will and may feel some spots where your bar and hand are suddenly stopped, that is an imperfection in either the paint or from industrial fallout, sap, etc. Continue to rub and spray until the surface feels smooth all across. This little bar gets mighty dirty even if your car looks clean. Here is a picture of the kit, and a picture of what I pulled off my car after I washed it.7) Ok, so we are getting somewhere now, you got all your steps together, the final piece of this is after you washed clay barred dried and what not, if you still have stuff on the car, try this. When the car is dry, get a bottle of Meguiar's Quick Detailer. It is a phenomenal product! Grab two microfiber towels and spray an area (again 1/2 to 1/4 of the hood size) and use one towel to wipe the product in, it will look streaky and hazy but its supposed to. Next take the dry towel and wipe it clean (again using a front to back motion online, this is not wax so circular will not help) It should be noted that Quick Detailer should only be used if your car has a good wax coat on it, otherwise it is hard to remove and can leave streaks itself. It is meant for people to throw on before a car show or to pull of dust.8) Invest in a California Car Duster. If you don't already have one, the dirtier it gets, the better it works. It pulls dust off like a magnet as well as pollen and fine dirt inbetween washes.9) Vinyl cladding. If its streaked, faded and looks worn. Two products are proven to help. First is the drastic measure. Get a jar of Jif, Skippy, Peter Pan, whatever your choice is. Rub a towel in it, and apply to the cladding. Yes, peanut oil will now absorb into your cladding and pull out the fading and leave it shiny and clean. Of course be sure to wipe off. If you want to get a nice deep clean and long lasting shine, and something that won't wash off in the rain or the next car wash. Invest in some Meguiar's #40 Professional Line Vinyl/Plastic polish. It sprays on easily and you need to work the product in. Just do not spray and wipe as most people mistake a shiny finish for clean. Rub it in like its a wax, it will not run, streak, wear off fast. It lasts a long time. I put it on my tires for dressing and after two rainstorms and a wash it still has the tires with a nice deep black look. [IMGhttp://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/219FHCTS2PL.jpg][/IMG]I hope this helped some, if you have any questions feel free to post and ask away. I did not learn this stuff overnight so it takes time and lots of reading. If you want some good info, check out
http://www.meguiarsonline.com. Great forum, great people, tons of information.